Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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