OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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