omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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