what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You smell like stripper and shame
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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