If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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