Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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