He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
