So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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