the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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