The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
