this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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