There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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