I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Pants are for mortals
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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