She's JV to your varsity
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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