gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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