I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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