Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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