Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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