it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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