I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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