Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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