She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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