Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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