Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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