I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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