So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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