i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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