Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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