the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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