how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize