we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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