he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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