Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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