no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Of course I have a pirate flag
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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