Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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