Cold hands, warm shart.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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