yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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