i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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