Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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