whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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