I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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