Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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