I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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