Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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