Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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