he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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