So drunk its hurt
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he puts the penis in happiness.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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