I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
