Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Is it penis luge time yet?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The Olympian is in my bed
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