FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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