Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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