I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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