There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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