It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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