He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
