I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Define "chronic" masturbator.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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