other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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