I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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