Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
id be glad to
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.