I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction