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• (212): View more from New York

  he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings

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  He can't hurt my feelings

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  I don't have feelings.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i may or may not be watching the land before time

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?

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• (530): View more from California

  How on earth did you break your wrist?

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  I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing

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• (845): View more from New York

  So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...

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• (716): View more from New York

  He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY

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